We have reached the end of another successful season at Tottenham Hotspur so it’s a good time to take a recap on all our achievements.
Wow, well let’s start with the financial statements which confirmed we are the 9th richest club in the world and all those fans that happily oblige with overpriced tickets did a fantastic job in contributing to this effort.
On the sports side, last October the 2024 NFL London Games came to Tottenham where we hosted the New York Jets, the Minnesota Vikings, Jacksonville Jaguars and the Chicago Bears, where victories were enjoyed by all. But it didn’t stop there, in March the Saracens took on the Harlequins in Rugby on another afternoon and victory to remember at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. More recently Tottenham have entertained prime boxing fights like Eubank Jr versus Conor Benn where fans witnessed a real fighting spirit.
It’s not just sport where Tottenham have smashed it this year, the stadium has also attracted some of the biggest music artists including Pink and Declan McKenna. In fact this club has been so successful this year it hasn’t even had time to name the stadium yet leaving it with the catchiest name in football.
Talking of football, we’ve been smashing it there too of course, reaching the semi final of the worthless cup and only narrowly missing out on the final by a 3 goal margin. Of course the European venture was fantastic too with some truly memorable nights against AZ and Elfsborg. Defeating the mighty Bodo in the semi finals on their soil (well astro turf) will certainly go down in the history books. And finally beating Utd in the final with only a single shot required, beating them for a record 5th time in one season.
The Premiership action has been packed with action too this season, scoring over 60 goals and reaching double figures with 11 victories. 6 of those victories were at home so that was a real treat for the season ticket holders.
But none of these achievements could have happened without the hard work of Tottenham’s owners Enic and the visionary Daniel Levy. The Tottenham fans deserve credit too, the fans that just keep on giving!
And giving they certainly have because Mr Levy was rewarded with a salary of £6.58million in the last year which again smashes the other clubs in the division with most Premiership chairman receiving less than £2m per year. I know, laughable right, COYS!
In fact, thousands of those proud fans gathered outside the stadium before several of the matches to sing the chairman’s name and highlight all of his success over the last 25 years. How many clubs can boast that!
But despite all this success there are still critics believe it or not, some have had the cheek to ridicule this club with its empty trophy cabinet. But I want to clear this up right now for all those critics that think this trophy cabinet has been just sitting there collecting dust. We have a proud history of winning trophies, this was taken from the official Tottenham Website, just look at all these awards…
- Southern League Champions: 1899/1900
- Western League Champions: 1903/1904
- London League Premier Division Champions: 1902/1903
- Football League South ‘C’ Division Champions: 1939/1940
- Football League South Champions: 1943/1944, 1944/1945
- Southern District Charity Cup Winners: 1901/1902, 1904/1905 (joint), 1906/1907
- Dewar Shield Winners: 1901/1902, 1933/1934
- London Challenge Cup Winners: 1910/1911, 1928/1929
- Anglo-Italian League Cup-Winners Cup Winners: 1971/1972
- Norwich Charity Cup Winners: 1919/1920
- Norwich Hospital Charity Cup Winners: 1946/1947, 1949/1950 (joint)
- Ipswich Hospital Charity Cup Winners: 1951/1952 (joint)
- Costa Del Sol Tournament Winners: 1965, 1966
- Nolia Cup (Sweden) Winners: 1977
- Japan Cup Winners: 1979
- Sun International Challenge Trophy (Swaziland) Winners: 1983
- Peace Cup (Korea) Winners: 2005
- Vodacom Challenge (South Africa) Winners: 2007
- Feyenoord Jubileum Tournament (Holland) Winners: 2008
- Barclays Asia Trophy (China) Winners: 2009
Well I think we have put that myth to bed!
So again, congratulations on another successful year at Spurs, a tremendous effort from all. However even a victory in the UEFA Europa League final wasn’t enough to keep Ange in a job (surprise surprise) but I am sure we have not seen the last of him! Unfortunately we must end this on a very sad note as one of our shareholders suffocated on a pound coin. Sources close to them say they went out like their idol, Scrooge McDuck.
COYS!
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