Spursy Toons: Hamstring Ange
Tottenham Hotspur legends offer their availability to Ange following their 6-2 thrashing over AC Milan.

Spurs T-Shirt: Kulusevski
Time for Change
Spursy Toons: Ange & Levy, have we not suffered enough?
Tottenham record there 15th Premier League defeat of the season under Ange Postecoglou.
When will this farcical show come to a close?

Maybe I should be thanking Daniel Levy and Ange Postecoglou.
After so many defeats this season I’ve stopped counting and for the first time in my life I don’t feel anything after a loss. I no longer feel that anger, frustration or disappointment when the final whistle goes, I’m completely cured (well, almost:)
True I can’t remember the last time I felt excitement in a game either, or the last time I could share the envision of this club. Is this what the club has come to? Has this club lost its identity?
Or has Enic created a new fan base that is no longer results based but instead focussed on sharing a football experience for tourists at premium rates?
Are team selections now based on popularity rather than performances? Just how far down the list of priorities has the football results become?
Many fans expressed their bewilderment on transfer day deadline as fans remained glued to their phones waiting for those announcements of much needed players to try salvage the season. Instead they were notified by Tottenham Hotspur of the announcement of a four day Beyonce concert this year. Not the kind of news you would expect to be announced on such an important day you would think, but that appears to be the new direction of this club.
Maybe old skool fans like myself need to learn to change with the times and just enjoy the experience of being a Tottenham Hotspur fan and sleep peacefully knowing how fat the Spurs shareholders are all getting in this remodelled Tottenham envision. No, f@%k that!
We have seen an increasing number of protests recently for “Levy Out”, I know I’m not the only one that is questioning the direction of this club! But this new global fan base may have given the club the power and freedom to completely ignore the loyal and long standing fan base that has helped build this club over the last 24 years under Enic.
The fan base has changed in modern football, that is for sure, the big clubs (and Spurs) have been working on their global brands for many years now. With summer tours in Asia and round the world trips for a single friendly in Australia, Spurs are no exception to these marketing games and it seems just as much effort goes into the off season these days.
In fact the global following is so involved now through social media we even see them online criticising other Spurs fans, if they dare to criticise the clubs methods or the managers style! But perhaps these people should check our club motto again.
After all it’s the fans that should define a club’s identity and if we don’t live by our own motto, then what can we expect from the team and staff at Spurs?

‘To dare is to do’ does not mean stay quiet and it does not mean settle for second best, we didn’t win over 20 trophies because we were afraid to dare.
Fans shouldn’t be afraid to question the club’s direction, nor should they be ridiculed for pointing out the simple facts of the team’s failures. It’s important the fans are not afraid to speak out, everyone at the club needs to be held accountable and if it’s time for change then so be it, ‘to dare is to do’.
The mentality at Spurs needs to change, the players have to demand better from themselves and the fans need to demand success from their club because that’s what it’s all about.
We need players on the pitch like the Roy Keanes of the world who are not afraid to criticise their own teammates when they are below par. And we need fans that are not afraid to confront their club and demand better, because if you want to be the best then you have to act like it, on and off the pitch.
If you think it’s ok to criticise our fans because they demand more from their club then you do not understand. I am guessing you took the blue pill.
But for the rest of us we are wide awake and we see how it really is, this isn’t kindergarten soccer, it’s not about taking part, it’s about winning!
We dare to criticise.
We dare to change.
We dare to dream.
To dare is to do, don’t forget it!

Spurs T-Shirt: Ange Ball
He comes from a land down under, but where did this so called Ange Ball originate?
Guess the Ball – No.1
Ryan Sessegnon seals the victory for Fulham against his former club Spurs, but can you ‘Guess the Ball’?
Competition: Email the correct answer and you will be entered into the draw with a prize for the winner.
If you would like to enter our competition send your answer to quiz@spursonline.net

Preview:
With nothing to play for in the league I expect rotation and hope for opportunities for the youngsters.
Fixture:
Sunday 16th March, 13:30
Fulham Vs Tottenham Hotspur
Premier League
Available On:
Astro Premier League 2
Hub Premier 3
Optus Sport
Sky Sport 3 NZ
Result: 2-0 (Fulham Win)
Rodrigo Muniz (78′)
R. Sessegnon (88′)
Match Report:
I don’t care what you say, only in ‘Ange World’ does a midfield of Bentancur, Bissouma and Gray make any sense. Gray has waited patiently all season for this opportunity and that’s his reward, being teamed up with those two numpties.
There was a time when we only got to see our 2nd string of players in Uefa cup matches, now it has reversed and we get to see them in the Premier league fixtures instead which tells you everything you need to know about our dire league position this season.
Once again we start with Mads and Bergvall on the bench in Kulus absence and once again it doesn’t work, surprise surprise! Of course the result hardly matters and we shouldn’t criticise him for squad rotation after everything that’s happened to the players this season. But I don’t think there’s any excuse for not playing a single creative midfielder, that’s just fu$%ing stupid!

Sure at half time Ange makes changes but when you start with such a lacklustre lineup you are chasing the game from the start. We went out with a negative team setup and consequently we got what we deserved from the game.
Was we unlucky with the penalty claim on the Bergvall tackle? Maybe we had a claim but didn’t Fulham have a claim in the first half?
Was it fate Sessegnon came on and scored Fulham’s second to seal the game? When we are relying on players like Davies in the back four you’re always going to concede sooner or later and let’s be honest, it was poor from Davies!
Clearly Van de Ven still isn’t 100% fit so I suspect we won’t be seeing him on the pitch again for another month! But what was more disappointing was the absence of young Mikey Moore who didn’t even make it on the bench. I don’t know if he was unavailable, maybe he had homework, I don’t know and am too fed up to even do my research.
But I would like to see these remaining Premier league games used to rotate the young players and continue the development of players like Moore because at the end of the day, it’s all about next season now and how much experience these players can gain between now and then.
Does Ange care about next season? I am guessing not, I expect he knows he’s got very slim chance of being at Spurs next season.
The commentary said the Spurs players looked jaded after Thursdays midweek game, yet only 3 of those outfield players had started In Thursdays game. The pundits may easily be fooled but the supporters know better. This wasn’t a jaded performance, this was just another sub par performance that was of no surprise to any of us.
Ange has been a very lucky boy this season, had it not been for ALL the injuries he wouldn’t be in a job still, I am sure of that! But his luck is running out and so are his excuses…what have we had so far…
I’ve had enough, bring back Ossie!
Entertainment Value: 4/10
Standout Players: No one stood out in this poor game but Romero was probably the key difference, once he left the pitch Fulham found space to score 2 goals (both from Romero’s side).

Spurs T-Shirt: Bilbao?
Spurs have reached the Quarter Finals with Frankfurt next up!
The chances may be slim for Tottenham to reach the final in Bilbao but we’re allowed to dream right?

Preview:
We have said it before but it feels like another “do or die” game for Ange.
Fixture:
Thursday 13th March, 20:00
Tottenham Hotspur Vs AZ (Agg 0-1)
UEFA Europa League – Last 16 (Second Leg)
Available On:
UK TV – TNT Sports 3
IRE – Premier Sports 2
Result: 3-1 (Agg 3-2) Tottenham Qualify
W. Odobert (26′, 74′)
J. Maddison (48′)
P. Koopmeiners (63′)
Match Report:
I think Ange must have 9 lives or something as once again he survives another must win game. True it was only against 6th placed AZ at the end of the day, not exactly a great achievement, but for this Spurs team any victory feels like a hard fought struggle.
Despite boasting 60% possession and managing 17 shots, Spurs only had 4 shots on target so it was a relief to see 3 of them go in! With the return of the centre back partnership of Romero and Van de Ven the team looked more balanced at the back with VDV bringing the ball out confidently on multiple occasions. It wasn’t until we saw VDV substituted in the 2nd half did things begin to go a little wayward. Nevertheless we weathered a mini storm from AZ and replied well with that vital 3rd goal.
For much of the game we dominated in possession without being spectacular and when we did push forward to attack, early chances were either wasted from Sons solo efforts or they hit a red wall with a lack of movement in the final third.
However whilst we may have been fortunate with the opening goal which rebounded off Son to Solanke, the 2nd and 3rd goals certainly had more class with the 3rd goal in particular starting at the back and finishing with an easy tap in from Odobert. Son, when he was able to resist the temptation to wastefully shoot, was actually involved in all 3 goals and Solanke too played a great part in 2 goals with a lovely flick on (yes I believe he meant it) for Odobert’s winning goal.
All in all it was a job well done, we’re in the Quarters!
Entertainment Value: 7/10
Standout Players: Van de Ven gives us another dimension at the back and Bergvall is developing every week, but we shouldn’t get carried away with him just yet.

New Signing: 3rd February 2025
Position: Forward
Name: Mathys Tel
Age: 19
Nationality: French
Transfer: Loan
Value: £10m
Status at previous Club: After Harry Kane and Vincent Kompany joined Bayern Munich, Mathys Tel struggled with game time managing just 2 Bundesliga starts in the 24/25 season. In his debut season (22-23) he became the youngest goalscorer for the club in a competitive match, aged 17 years and 126 days.
Other reported interest: It was rumoured in January the likes of Arsenal, Chelsea and Man Utd were also interested in Tel.
Previous Clubs:
Rennes: 2020-22
Bayern Munich: 2022-25
Player Stats:
Appearances: 110 games played across all leagues / cup competitions
Goals: 29
Assists: 7
Transfer Rating: 6/10
Summary:
This was another desperate signing that was needed during an injury crisis and I am happy it is a loan deal. He is only 19 years old so he could well develop into a top player but I don’t see him being a solution for Spurs long term. It was no secret we needed a striker and a defender in the January transfer window and we got both (just) but I don’t see him being anymore than a temporary solution.
I wrote in one of my blogs in January that there must be plenty of loan deal options out there and sure enough we found one. However I would have been happier to have seen someone come in with experience rather than another youngster who isn’t yet ready. Personally I was hoping for a signing more like a “Fernando Llorente” who is match ready with bundles of experience to keep everyone around him level headed.
After 6 appearances so far for Spurs, Mathys Tel has managed just the one goal which came in our defeat to Villa in the FA Cup. Actually it was a nice finish! There has been moments where I have seen potential from him but overall it’s not been spectacular and perhaps it was a big ask, coming into a struggling team at the bottom of the table. Right now we probably need fighters to scrap out some results, I would say even Danso is probably more suited to this task, at least he enjoys a good wrestle!
I would have preferred to have seen a player that had more experience and could show some leadership in what is a pretty young squad. Instead we signed a 19 year old who was struggling for game time and was probably low on confidence. Nevertheless we have him till the end of the season and hopefully he can contribute to a team that seems cursed with injuries!